homestuck-clarification-kinda: asylumsweetie: benedict-cutiebatch: brownblood: wheresocietydies: solluxcaptorthevelociraptor: askemmiethedemon: mrs-davestrider: poptarts-and-shit: eridans-magical-butt: tunetechgoghead: i-tyr-vi-litar-pa: baby-blion: Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park?  You come in and immediately get killed nepetas spining teacups  vriskas ship equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood ) gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section) eridan and feferis water corners tavroses midevil themed sector  aradias excavitions  kanayas giftshop( only clothes) terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store) karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “ solluxes  videogame arcade jades lazertag johns indoor skydiving  daves music center roses bookstore a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach … should i go on? yes plEASE I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH And..Betty Crocker consession standsA meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game storeDarkleer’s archary rangeA live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  Terezi’s Build-A-ScalemateDolorsa’s DaycareSummoner’s Petting zoo A big stage for strife shows Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk) An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides Prospit with all Prospit themed rides God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK) Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played   Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN Mituna and Latula’s skate park A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit) Jane’s Bakery Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls) Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood  Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller FLARPing Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something) Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court) A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this Callilope’s makeover  The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie) Trickster land Hussie’s tear-waterworks Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand) Ms.Paint art house Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney) I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride? Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there. How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing! Damara and Rufioh’s anime theater or viewing room or something A Colonel Sassacre playing pranks on all the workers Aranea’s story tellings A place filled with just horses because, well, horses  Everycannon stuffed animal ever on sale everywhere plus more Kurloz and Meulin teaching people basic sigh language because why not A booth with Meenah and braiding and the Condense and just hair stuff THE MAYOR AND CAN TOWN!  At night Prospit and Derse have light shows showing things in the clouds and other things in the sky Doc scratch handing out Scotty dogs Live rap battles A coaster to simulate DIrk’s rocket board and Tavro’s rocket chair and Vriska’s rocket shoes  So many possibilities! IF THIS WERE A REAL PLACE I WOULD NEVER LEAVE
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homestuck-clarification-kinda:

asylumsweetie:

benedict-cutiebatch:

brownblood:

wheresocietydies:

solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:

askemmiethedemon:

mrs-davestrider:

poptarts-and-shit:

eridans-magical-butt:

tunetechgoghead:

i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:

baby-blion:

Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? 

You come in and immediately get killed

nepetas spining teacups 

vriskas ship

equius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )

gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)

eridan and feferis water corners

tavroses midevil themed sector 

aradias excavitions 

kanayas giftshop( only clothes)

terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)

karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “

solluxes  videogame arcade

jades lazertag

johns indoor skydiving 

daves music center

roses bookstore

a podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach

… should i go on?

yes plEASE

I’D GO TO THAT SPEECH

And..
Betty Crocker consession stands
A meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)
Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game store
Darkleer’s archary range
A live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar  
Terezi’s Build-A-Scalemate
Dolorsa’s Daycare
Summoner’s Petting zoo

A big stage for strife shows

Roxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)

An area for Derse and all Derse themed rides

Prospit with all Prospit themed rides

God Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weapon

People payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)

Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played 

 Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coaster

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Mituna and Latula’s skate park

A strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)

Jane’s Bakery

Meulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)

Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood 

Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a Landdweller

FLARPing

Dirk’s robotics (Like where you can build a toy robot or something)

Terezi’s Murder Court (where you can go though like those interactive stories where you run around a giant area to find shit and solve the clues then you find the killer and take it to court)

A rollercoaster or something based on davesprite, because we all want this

Callilope’s makeover 

The Felt and the Midnight Crew showdown (4D movie)

Trickster land

Hussie’s tear-waterworks

Sweet bro and hella jeff’s blog (i dunno, something like a stand)

Ms.Paint art house

Planets (Where you can visit the planets like the land of wind and shade or like a ride through it like little world in disney)

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL SO BAD OH MY GOSH

Why hasn’t anyone thought of an in depth detailed cascade rollarcoaster ride?

Sweet jesus I wish this was a thing. I would goddamn live there.

How about a Prospit/Derse rollercoaster like dueling dragons? One in white and one in black, spinning together, then the white one goes through this misty glittery tunnel and the black one goes through this hall of horrors and the prospitans come out all enchanted and moony and the dersites come out all cranky and traumatized. Just like the real thing!

Damara and Rufioh’s anime theater or viewing room or something

A Colonel Sassacre playing pranks on all the workers

Aranea’s story tellings

A place filled with just horses because, well, horses 

Everycannon stuffed animal ever on sale everywhere plus more

Kurloz and Meulin teaching people basic sigh language because why not

A booth with Meenah and braiding and the Condense and just hair stuff

THE MAYOR AND CAN TOWN! 

At night Prospit and Derse have light shows showing things in the clouds and other things in the sky

Doc scratch handing out Scotty dogs

Live rap battles

A coaster to simulate DIrk’s rocket board and Tavro’s rocket chair and Vriska’s rocket shoes 

So many possibilities! IF THIS WERE A REAL PLACE I WOULD NEVER LEAVE

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